Welcome to PoundTownTalk.com, one shameless asshole’s chronicle of hilarious (or not so hilarious) trips to Pound Town. My real name is not important, but everyone calls me Toso. I am boisterous, obnoxious, impulsive and impertinent to social norms, but I have a really nice smile. Some of my hobbies include drinking, fornicating and laughing at my own jokes. I’ve been called names like “asshole”, “ jackass”, “dickhead”, “narcissist”, and my personal favorite, “the most repulsive fucking douche in the world”. But, in reality, I’m none of these things; I’m really just a guy trying to have a good time.
I’m the kind of guy that’ll laugh and poke fun at a friend’s heartbreak to help him get over his Ex, tell a girl she’s fat to save her from this country’s obesity epidemic, or comfort and counsel troubled young ladies with low self-esteem (and by “comfort and counsel” I mean “penetrate with my penis”)
Ok fine, so I am kind of an asshole and often I find myself in the midst of a preposterous sexual situation. It can be embarrassing, awkward, awesome or just downright disgusting, but always hilarious. These are the Pound Town Talk stories: Tales of rash and reckless behavior, vicious sluts and notorious journeys to Pound Town.